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— kernel.status

Operations, in the open.

Real uptime, Core Web Vitals, and studio activity across every property we run. No vanity numbers — this page pings the sites itself.

properties healthy
6/ 6
global uptime · 48h
100%
median response
278ms

uptime.watch

15-minute cadence · 48-hour window
operational
uptime
100.0%
avg
34ms
last
15ms
up for
4 weeks

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